You're back! What perfect timing, too! You see, I feel as though we haven't been properly communicating lately... I don't understand you. And you especially don't understand me!

I want to fix that. I need to fix that.

So, I welcome you, my beloved friend, to my guestbook! That's what they're called now, yes? Hmm... Oh, I know!

Think of it as leaving a message in a bottle. You can tell me anything, ask me anything, pour your heart out to me... and then toss it in the depths in the hopes I'll see it.

But there's no need for hoping!

I'll most definitely see each and every little thing you send to me. Maybe you'll even get a response from yours truly?

Oh! I'm getting excited just thinking about it! Go on, go on! Send your dearly beloved friend some messages! Do remember to be kind, though.

You wouldn't want to hurt my feelings...

...would you?

RETURN

Hm? Did you think there was something down here?

Oh, silly friend! Why would there be anything this far down? Nothing important would ever go down here!

But, since you've gone through the trouble... I'll let you have a little treat. Just this once! It'll be our little secret!

And what's a secret between friends... right?