Anyone there...? Testing, testing... One, two, three...?
Oh, good. You're back. Did you miss me that much...? I'm honored, truly.
You know, I get so lonely all by myself out here... Watching, waiting... I'm sure you're familiar with the feeling.
You want more, don't you? I can practically feel you chomping at the bit right now.
I know exactly how you feel. More than anyone else, I know exactly how you feel.
I want things to get moving more than you do.
But, wait, that wouldn't be fair, would it? To let you waltz in here and get your answers immediately. That's no fun, is it?
How about this? Let's play a little game. A test of wit... and a test of will.
Choose whichever you prefer first. Then, come back and do the other. Though, I'm almost positive I don't have to specify that.
Have fun, my dearest friend.
And, remember... be grateful I've given this opportunity to you.